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Papal Magic A Stolen Book

Harper & Collins were harping for nearly 20000 years ago by printers, booksellers, teachers and readers, robbers, and raiders. And bandits, and highway men, and blasphemers, and Roberspierre. For them it was more than a profession, it was a calling to the other side to do business born of passion and suffering. They still embody that passion in their sinews 'till the end of times. It's all well if you, the potential employee, do steal a book from a young woman on the brinks of losing her shelter and publish it under a known author name; and yet don't get caught, and get promoted within the publishing house to a Vice Presidet after serving who are considered well to do or the well known, hypothetically speaking and nothing more, quoth the Raven. It's an opportunity that is offered by clumsy fate if you see it as such. As they say, 'c'est la vie.' Whether you’re an acquiring editor, or a financial analyst, they want their employees to be passionate about the work that they do for the never satiated capital, and propagating non sense; of course, it is not about the pay or being born demoralized pretending that you do have to struggle for the basics of life, that we should had established ten thousand years ago. If and only if, this applies to you, they as a hive entity, the coorporate wants to get to know you! And Really to know you in and out, brassiere size, taste, intellect, smell. Thus take a look at yourself in the mirror. Are you pretty? If you prefer, you can simply contemplate for general consideration, and perhaps even more...  Make sure that hubby is OK with wife swapping kinks, and if you are the hubby, it's OK, you can watch or exchange, while in a very elevated mood while you were rolling the Dollar bills, ohh.. you know, all this mess, lovely mess..  They will cleanup after themselves..

Bonus Info for potential shallow Authors: 
Peter Hubbard Vice President Executive Editor 

Contorted Origins; a Frankenstein Corporate:  "HarperCollins Publishers LLC is one of the world's largest publishing companies and is one of the Big Five English-language publishing companies, alongside Penguin Random House, Simon & Schuster, Hachette, and Macmillan. The company is headquartered in New York City and is a subsidiary of News Corp. The name is a combination of several publishing firm names: Harper & Row, an American publishing company acquired in 1987—whose own name was the result of an earlier merger of Harper & Brothers (founded in 1817) and Row, Peterson & Company—together with UK publishing company William Collins, Sons (founded in 1819), acquired in 1989."


HarperCollins was founded nearly 200 years ago by printers, booksellers, teachers and readers. For them it was more than a profession, it was a calling; a business born of passion. We still embody that passion today. Whether you’re an acquiring editor or a financial analyst, we want our employees to be passionate about the work that they do. If this applies to you, we want to get to know you! Please take a look at our current job openings and introduce yourself. If you prefer, you can simply submit your resume for general consideration.